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Kayy malam ni like-like benda lagiii. Best-best seyh.

Antaranya:

1.My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:"At the end of this ruler is an idiot!!" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.

2.Relationship Status:"Single" "Married" "Divorced" "Complicated".... Hey Facebook, can we get an option that says "Fuck Relationships"?

3.Dear females with perfect hair, perfect bodies. perfect clothes, perfect smiles, perfect boobs, perfect ass, great personality ALL the time, not snobby, not rude, rich, and every guys fantasies, SORRY YOU DO NOT EXIST Sincerely, A real Girl

4.For guys, it's "bros over hoes". For girls, it's "chicks over dicks". For me, it’s “whoever the fuck has my back, over them fake ass bitches, anyday”.

5. have a question,Bruno Mars. Its 'bout that song of your's,Grenade. You say,"Should have known you was trouble from the first kiss,had your eyes wide open,why were they open?" Well. How would you know if hers were open unless yours were?

6.if only men were like mobile phones you could... 1) choose the package that appeals to u most.2)pick the size & features you really wanted 3)upgrade to a better model after 12, 18 or 24 months 4)set them to vibrate at all times and... 5) put them on silent mode when they do ur FUCKING HEAD IN

7.Do not mess with the best the best do not mess

8.If you need a nickel, I'll give you a dime. But if your looking for a man, don't be fuckin with mine.

9.Just being awesome coz that's how I am! :)

Ini aaaaaa yg best. Kot kan. Hihihi niceeeeeee

I LIKE NUMBER 9 AND AGREE GITU HUAHUA